Following a complaint, here is an actual post! This piece can be read on multiple levels, being, for instance, a visual representation of mankind's unachieved potential, as well as a damning critique of competitive auction sites such as Ebay. The image itself was inspired by a Lee 'Scratch' Perry performance at London's Forum, of which the only thing I can remember is Perry crawling across the stage on all fours, wearing a crown, singing, "Treat me like a baby queen."
NB. If, somewhat inevitably, you are reading this and you work for the Coca-Cola Company, please contact me immediately regarding the unavoidable global syndication of this unique and compelling character property.